the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
hey guys what’s going on
New shoes, new socks
hair is so weird like ur body is just like LET’S PUSH THE FUCKIN PROTEIN OUT OF THHE HEAD
I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you
iconic video of my childhood
I still regularly quote this.
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
still say “HOKAY” and “well have a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” it is 2013
nice to meet you!
when i was in kindergarten i got to shake a tarantulas hand
a bunch of people from the zoo brought us a bunch of bugs to see and the tarantula really slowly stuck his footy out at me??? and the lady said ‘that means she wants to shake your hand!’ so i wiggled it like in the gif and ever since i have been convinced that tarantulas have excellent manners